Come with me to the North Pole, and let me share with you the wacky circumstances and most insane stories of Santa's elves. Let me explain why they called, "Missed Again, Missed Again," and "Reedabaga, Reedabaga." Then, after you get done laughing, you can read these short stories to your children. For this reason, I have included a few notes in the right column so you can join in on the fun. It gives you a few hints on how to be silly. After that, you are on your own.

Of the three preceding books that I have written, this, by far, is the most fun. Read it and laugh with me at the actions of the elves. After that, write a letter to the elves, using their addresses, and tell them how you enjoyed their story. This makes for a perfect storybook for Santas to read to children!